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How much does it cost to re-paint your aluminum siding?

Our home is a bungalow, and we had wanted to replace the siding altogether (with vinyl siding), but we're getting price quotes of $5000+, which is too much for our budget right now.
Our home is a bungalow, and we had wanted to replace the siding altogether (with vinyl siding), but we're getting price quotes of $5000+, which is too much for our budget right now.

House is 1100 square feet and is located in a major city of Ohio.

If you tell me what city more or less you are in. I can give you some suggestions. My husband is a handyman and knows all about that stuff.
You can also look in the pennysaver and call for quotes. They are usually pretty cheap.

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25 Funny Quotes to Celebrate Smile Week

Pretty soon it's gonna be National Smile Week, and what better way to get those grins cracking than with some humorous and funny quotes? Get ready for your checks to hurt the whole week through. Here are twenty-five funny quotes to get you started.

1. "If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment." ~ Dave Allen

2. "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education." ~ Albert Einstein

3. "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere." ~ Mae West

4. "I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." ~ Fred Allen

5. "The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl." ~ Dave Barry

6. "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." ~ Josh Billings

7. "Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was." ~Will Rogers

8. "Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy." ~ Gary Busey

9. "I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." ~ Walt Disney

10. "Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!" ~ Eric Cartman

11. "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." ~ Flip Wilson

12. "If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some." ~ Benjamin Franklin

13. "I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor." ~ Joan Rivers

14. "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." ~ Emo Philips

15. "There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva." ~ Josh Groban

16. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack." ~ Demetri Martin

17. "Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts." ~ Ruth Gordon

18. "It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner." ~ Ben Bergor

19. "Have no fear of perfection--you'll never reach it." ~ Salvador Dali

20. "It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly." ~ Oscar Wilde

21. "You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself." ~ Ethel Barrymore

22. "I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." ~ Jim Morrison

23. "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." ~ Winston Churchill

24. "Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines." ~ Jason Hutchison

25. "Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect." ~ Benny Hill

Are you smiling yet? Great! Now you're ready for National Smile Week. Know someone else who needs to exercise their face muscles before the big week actually hits? Why not take these twenty-five funny quotes and share them?

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